Jordan: *while on the phone…* THAO!
Me:…what?
Jordan: *stifles*…Pudding!
Me:…what?
Jordan: Okay, so I guess pudding isn’t funny tonight.
***
Me: *On the phone*
Jordan: Thao!
Me:…what?
Jordan: Tell him….PUDDING.
Me:…
Jordan: C’MON, IT’S FUNNY! Screw you, I’m lighting a candle.
Me: Shit, let me call you back. I’m scared for my life because I gave a pyromanic double shots of espresso.
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