February 2012
I’m going to sound like a conceited bitch in the next rant. Please ignore it.
There are two guys at my college. Nice guys, pretty cool friends. Not that attractive though, but funny.
I think they’re best friends with each other.
They both flirt with me constantly.
They also just come up to my group of friends when I’m with them, try to partake in our conversation and try...
I'm torn between chai and boba.
I'm hungry. Someone feed me the noms.
I am wired. W I R E D.
Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
Red solo cup. I fill you up. Let's have a party.
loljk i have accounting hw to do.
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It's snobbish to go to college? Wanna repeat that,...
I also think it’s funny how you supported making it easier to go to college back in 2006. If this is your way of trying to be a candidate for the working class, it’s not working.
Rick Santorum, please. For the love of God. Shut...
Whoever said, "Both at the same time," you are...
Imagine my French homework.
“Hier soir, je voulais un sandwich mais…I GOT DRUNK INSTEAD BITCHES. FUCK ALL THE THINGS WITH MAD VAG FAT”
…fin.
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I'm debating between getting really drunk tonight...
DECISIONS.
Happy birthday, Neela! :D
I’d go to California right now and take you out to dinner
But y’know
Your dad doesn’t pay me enough to do that
:D
Love you!
And have fun tonight :)))
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Can cross off "Dhobi Ghat" my list of movies to...
Prateik Babbar
You sexy bastard
Aamir Khan
Perfection
Per usual
Yes.
Alright, gonna be responsible and finish at least...
Leggo.
Wow, I can't believe college did this to me. It's...
Oh my God.
Am I a responsible adult now?
Nah.
I’m still on Tumblr.
HOMEWORK I WILL CONQUER YOU!!!
..but first, I need to listen to Coldplay.
I am such a nerd.
iamneuroticashell:
I have been playing with my new financial calculator all day.
IT DOES AMORTIZATION AND DEPRECIATION!
JEALOUSY RAGES THROUGH MY VEINS
Happy Valentine's Day, my love :)
In other news, I'm going to see Rev. Jesse Jackson...
Woop woop.
Awwwwwwww :')
Last night, I had to deliver this huge teddy bear and candy to one of my friends as a favor to the gas station attendant (buddy valentine’s if you will).
So, before I forgot, I asked the guy to take my car keys and put the stuff in my car so I could go do it later.
Apparently, the stuff that was in the bag was hers and the stuff sitting on my passenger seat was mine.
I thought all of it...
I really can't wait until France. I really can't....
Every time I text someone in "txt speak", I...
Does anyone else do that or am I just really OCD about grammar?
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france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred.
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I was a little pissed off today in French.
My professor kept picking on me for some reason for the entire class period while going over our quizzes.
And afterwards, he comes up to me and says, “Good quiz.”
wut.
-_-
'Sup?
Andy Grammer concert in NYC was pure bliss.
:)
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Going to NYC tomorrow to see Andy Grammer after...
Made t-shirts and everything!
Can’t wait :)
I still can't believe I said that.
Oh my God, I feel like a dumbass.
So someone wanted to hang out with me tomorrow and I said the next time I was available was the 14th.
I completely forgot that is Valentine’s Day.
This explains why they were shaking their heads.
Thao is a dumbass.
In other news, my college was just voted as one of...
#That awkward moment when your suspicions of being awkward your whole life was confirmed by InsideCollege.com
Are you fucking serious, Vietnam? You blocked...
My neighbor, who is both Vietnamese and French, just wrote a letter to me.
She said that she was unable to go onto Facebook in Vietnam because the Vietnamese government decided to block Facebook.
Lovely.
I’m so glad my mother country knows what’s best for my extended family and friends.
-_-
I hope the man I marry in the future is smarter than I am.
If he can keep up with me in a intellectual conversation or, even better, trump me with style, he’s a keeper.
…bonus points for a really nice smile :)
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HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD CODY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Okay, let me just say one thing.
People like the guy I just mentioned need to shut the fuck up.
Do you honestly think you are superior than the supposedly uneducated 90% US population that you so deemed?
Guess what?
Copernicus called today and just said that you are not the center of the universe.
I can guarantee you that you know only what that horrendous Fox news and your Republican...