Went to a Kenyan restaurant for the first time :)
- Had chicken masala while my friend had wololo chicken
- Freakin’ awesome, man.
- Best part?
- We got our dinner for free.
- Why?
- Because we went with a Kenyan friend of ours.
- Hell yeah.
- Bitches ain’t shit, yo.
Two of my friends don’t know who John Legend is. -_-
I was pretty excited to know that John Legend is coming to speak to my college and I invited one of my friends who goes to Penn State to come see him with me.
She didn’t know him.
Even after I showed her the wiki page.
And a youtube video of Ordinary People.
Y U DO DIS TO MEH.
IT’S BAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
(Source: pleatedjeans, via spiraling-up)
My night last night…
Jordan: *while on the phone…* THAO!
Me:…what?
Jordan: *stifles*…Pudding!
Me:…what?
Jordan: Okay, so I guess pudding isn’t funny tonight.
***
Me: *On the phone*
Jordan: Thao!
Me:…what?
Jordan: Tell him….PUDDING.
Me:…
Jordan: C’MON, IT’S FUNNY! Screw you, I’m lighting a candle.
Me: Shit, let me call you back. I’m scared for my life because I gave a pyromanic double shots of espresso.
That awkward moment when you wake up in your best friend’s house and find out your best friend left for school.
- I want soup.
- Soup.
- Mmm.
- Oh and chai.
- Of course
- Whee.
Global Issues homework or nap….
Decisions, decisions.
HOW TO CHEAT ON A SCANTRONBecause i hate you all and exams are coming up , Here is a little trick to help you cheat on these scantrons for your exams. I used to do this all the time back in high school . Before i tell you how to cheat let me explain a little about scantrons. When they get ran through the machine when an answer is wrong it marks it on the side. When it is done scanning all the answers at the end it will tally how many is marked then count the score. Now how to cheat is simple. Take a chapstick because it is wax. Run it one time through the part circled in the picture. If you didnt know you cant write on wax. So when you get a wrong answer and the machine tries to mark the scantron it wont print the tally and it wont count your answer as wrong ! Simple as that. Very simple very easy. Happy cheating everyone.
WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T I SEE THIS POST LAST WEEK
why didnt i ssee this last week omfg
wouldn’t the teacher notice the chapstick though?
lol going to graduate now. LOL
I have an easier way of getting a 100% on a scantron. It’s a one-step process.
Ready?
Study.
(Source: illestkidddd)
2154. Red Envelopes. Everyone’s favorite part of lunar new year…..hehehehe.
Mmmmm :)
Chuc mung nam moi, everyone!
